Scottie Grant

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:00:25 GMT

OOC: Stan Lee = God?

I'm really starting to think that the comics I read growing up are starting to come true.

There are people. With super powers. Abilities. Mutations. Whatever you want to call them.

On one hand, I think it's awesome, even if I am a bit miffed that nature didn't choose me for the power party.

On the other, I'm wondering what the fuck nature is smoking...

At least it had some good trips. I'm sure as hell not complaining about Ling's powers.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:12:57 GMT

I'm beginning to thing that the people around me know much more about things than I do.

Conspiracy to catch super powered people, she said. Super powered people.

And today, that girl, with the flower... I know I may not be the most sane person, but I know I saw that flower move towards that girl. Like a damn sunflower following the sun.

Rose trick.

Then Ling, when we met... I didn't question what that little trick of hers was. Why would I, considering what it did?

But now...

Super powers.

Fucking super powers.

There's no way... is there?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:00:51 GMT

OOC: Log.

Got a coin.

Heads, I stay with her.

Tails, I leave her.

Either way, I'm gonna try to forget about all the... crime stuff, and ignore it from now on. I know nothing.

Heads or tails.

Probably shouldn't have drunk this much. Only way not to freak out.

Got a coin. Heads or tails.

Gotta flip it.

Heads. Heads heads heads.

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:50:51 GMT

OOC: Sadly, the Nathan/Scottie log wasn't saved. Here's the Scottie/Ling/Vince one, however.

Scottie the Student. Scottie the Scholar.

Nope. Doesn't work.

Thankfully I doubt I'll ever be seeing that guy again, or he'll know any of my friends. Can't have anyone knowing I had an intelligent conversation about Dan Brown, and Leonardo DaVinci.

It would ruin my reputation.

Scottie the Tattoo Artist.

Much better.

~~Or maybe Scottie the Horse, consid~~

If I were a nicer person, I might stop teasing Sarah about how the only reason her chest is so big is because she's short and just lucky that all the extra weight when to her breasts.

But, I'm not. And why the hell should it bother me that people end up thinking I'm the modern day John Holmes?

Not that it's far from the truth.

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:21:54 GMT

OOC: Log here.

Ha. I knew this whole thing would piss Sarah off. If I didn't know she wasn't just bluffing and ranting to let off some steam, I'd start sleeping with one eye open.

Something tells me that actually getting stabbed with a running tattoo machine would hurt.

Especially if it's in the eye.

Glancing up from sketching as the door opens, Scottie smirks as he hears the familiar cursing before he sees the owner of the voice.

"I fucking swear, if it snows any fucking more, I'm am going to the fucking news station and kicking the goddamn weather man's fat and jolly ass!" The short female seethes, brushing show from her black and hot pink hair.

"Sarah, you do realize that the weather man doesn't control the weather, right?" The artist asks, looking back down to the tribal sketchings.

"Don't care! It'll make me..." Trailing off, the head piercer of the shop inches closer to Scottie, looking him over with a critical eye. "...You son of a bitch."

"What did I do now?"

"You got laid! You motherfucker!" Sarah accuses, poking a finger at him, before throwing her extremely tattooed arms up in exasperation. "Oh, this is bullshit! I have to listen to my parents ask me over and over and over when I'm going to bring a boyfriend home and have them ask how my 'lady friends' are doing, and you're having sex. Jackass!"

Smirk growing and growing throughout the rant, Scottie waits until she's finished before chiming in. "Did I mention she's Asian, older than me, and totally a sugar mama?" He conversationally asks, before dodging a thrown tattoo magazine.

"I'm going to fucking stab you in the fucking eye with your own fucking tattoo machine!" Sarah rants, stomping for one of the back rooms.

"Oh, and I met Candy Cain!"

"Fuck! Off!"

Scottie's only response is laughter.

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:04:05 GMT

OOC: Log 1 and Log 2.

...Best week ever. Best. Fucking. Week. Ever.

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:07:29 GMT

OOC: Log here.

Brat. Swear to God, next time my mom asks me why I'm not having kids, I'm gonna go out, find a kid like that one, and drag it back home as explanation.

The world does not need another me, though I'm sure the world would find a way to rid itself of another me right quick. If I didn't do it first.